You're Hired!!

So I've decided to come up with some new titles for myself, since "stay-at-home mom" is so stigmatized. Not to mention the fact that it tells you nothing about what I do all day! It'll perk up the old resume too, when I'm ready to go back to the outside world. So here they are...let me know what you think!

1) Dietary Coordinator

2) Creativity Director

3) Public Relations Ambassador

4) Manager of Domestic Operations

5) Gastrointestinal specialist

6) Director of Health Administration

7) Dean of Developmental Progress

8) Sibling relations liason

9) Life Coach

10) CEO of Martin, Inc.

11) President of Custodial Services and Waste Management

and last but not least...

12) Queen of the Martin Estate