Various Signs of Affection

This is an incomplete list of the pet names I've overheard my two angels calling me recently:

Fart breath
Diarrhea Face
a little piece of dirt
stupid
Pippi Longbutt
Bucket head
Dinosaur butt
refrigerator butt
Dump truck
Snack Shack
Ground beef
Granny Panties
Lumpy trunk
Junk in the brains
Rhinoface
cheap whore (just kidding, they haven't figured this one out...yet)
Dookie face
freckles
stretchy stretch marks
Lady
And sometimes Mama.

So Katie, are still looking forward to your baby reaching this age?
They're only FOUR. Where the heck are they getting this? It couldn't possibly be from me! ;)